"I've got this vision of me sitting on the edge of the desk, talking about how Shakespeare was the first rapper or something, and all these kids are just gazing at me with their mouths open just - hypnotised. I sort of imagine being carried aloft on inspired young shoulders. That's how I'm going to get around the school, the car park, the canteen, everywhere I go I'm going to be on the shoulders of adoring kids. One of those carpe diem teachers."
Grande Emma Morley
One Day, David Nicholls